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Ek Girgit ne ki Suicide

"Aur Suicide Note mein likha, Ki mein ab rang badalne me logo'n ka muqabla nahin kar par raha hun"

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Funy Boy
Hello : Freez hai?
Women : Haan hain
Boy : Freez chal raha hai?
Women : Haan chal raha hai.
Boy : Toh phir pakad lo warna bhag jayega.

Kuchh der baad phir phone aata hai
Hello : Freez hai?
Women : (Gusse se)  nahin hai.
Boy : Kaha tha na pakad lo, Bhaag gaya na.

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Aam Aadmi Sota hua Sher hai
Jaag Gaya
To Alarm band karke phir so jayega....

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Psychology ka practical ho raha
tha. :-D
Professor ne 1 Chuhe k liye 1 tarf
CAKE
Aur dusri trf CHUHIYA rakh di.

Chuha fouran Cake ki trf lapka.
Dusri bar Cake ko badal kr ROTI
raki.
Chuha Roti ki trf lapka.
Is tarah kai bar food-item badle
magar
Chuha hr bar food ki trf bhaga.
Profesr: Bas, sabit ho gya ki
BHUKH hi
Sbse bdi taqat h.
Itne me last row ki bench se awaz
aai
Sir, 1 bar Chuhiya badal k bhi dekh
lo,
ho skta h wo uski “BEHAN” ho..! :-

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Roye wo iss qadar apni Girlfriend ki laash pe lipat kar,,,
K lassh khud uth kar boli, le tu marja pehle,,
Kamina upar hi chdhe ja raha hai itni garmi me...!!!

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Tamam Sabuton aur Gawahon Ko
Maddenzar Rkhte Hue

Apko Dfa 19/08/2012 Ke Tehet 6 Din PhLe
EID MUBARAK
Kehte Hue Umar Bhar Khush Rehne Ki Dua Di Jati Hai

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Network Problem

SHE :Hi Baby
HIM :Hi my lovely.. / / (Sending
Faild)

SHE :Are u here.?
HIM :Yes,yes Im here... / /
(Sending Faild) 
SHE :Are you ignoring me?
Him : Honey Im here../ /
(Sending Faild)
SHE :Its over dont you ever Talk
to me..
HIM :D**n! go to hell..(message sent)

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